We Will Survive: The Saturn Blog

Astro-commentary, Saturn Return survival tips, and meandering miscellany from the Saturn Sisters, the authors of Surviving Saturn's Return and Fate of Your Date: Divination for Dating, Mating, And Relating. They are also the resident astrologers for Elle UK magazine. Contact the Saturn Sisters at info@saturnreturn.net. [ Learn More ]

Thursday, April 10, 2008

More Signs of Pluto in Capricorn (and Saturn in Virgo)

As we mentioned back in the winter when Pluto first entered Capricorn, our infrastructure (the bones of the world's body) is at great risk. Capricorn, Saturn's home sign, rules structure, while Pluto is the great destroyer. Batten down the hatches, because it's already happening.

More signs of the the times: as predicted, Saturn's presence in Virgo has piqued even the New York Times interest in Peak Oil. Welcome to "Survival Chic."

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Monday, March 10, 2008

The Saturnizing of Eliot Spitzer

Eliot Spitzer, the self-appointed "steamroller" of New York politics, moments ago apologized for being involved with a prostitution ring. Currently transiting Saturn is conjunct Spitzer's natal Pluto and transiting Pluto is conjunct his Saturn. This is an aggressive cosmic double-whammy involving underground, illegal activities and secrets (Pluto) and moral comeuppance (Saturn). Spitzer's public persona has always been about cleaning up the dirtiest of business. Ironic that his downfall coincides with Saturn's trip through Virgo, the sign of purity. As we predicted in a previous post, Saturn is currently forcing all politicians to come clean. Will Governor Spitzer pass the test? Only the Cosmic Taskmaster knows...

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Sunday, January 27, 2008

Pluto In Capricorn: Dawn or Dusk?

On Saturday, January 26th, 2008, Pluto entered Capricorn for the first time since the American Revolution. Major transformations will unfold between now and 2024. Get ready to evolve.

We've already had a preview: the economy in extreme tumult, locally and globally, is one of the first signs of the Pluto in Capricorn era. Welcome to a world dominated by the energy of the Lord of Darkness (Pluto) renting out space from the Lord of Karma (Saturn). This ain't going to be Happy Days, or Three's Company for that matter. My purpose, however, is not to scare you, because there's much that we can do at the individual and collective level to address what astrologer Donna Cunningham called "Pluto Problems" in her 1986 book.

If you're wondering why the Saturn Sisters are blogging about Pluto, here's the deal: Saturn is the ruler of Capricorn, an earth sign, a cardinal sign, a sign that won't take crap from anybody. Capricorn has dominion over property, structure, business deals, maturity, Dads, rules, bones and teeth -- you get the picture. Pluto is not a warm and fuzzy planet, as evidenced by its recent transit through Sagittarius, the sign of faith. As it slowly tore through the constellation ruling religious fervor, we were given Osama Bin Laden and George Bush as our archetypes. They are the ultimate frenemies, and we were their captive audience during the last seven years. Enough is enough.

Now it's time to talk about the economy, and there is no time to be stupid about it. Saturn admonishes us to wake up, and Pluto forces us to face our darkest demons. Over the next years, we'll all be contemplating the ground beneath our feet, what we value, how we feed ourselves, and if our structures (our literal homes) are strong enough to withstand the churning of the cosmos. The subprime mortgage crisis and current recession are just the beginning. Pluto in Capricorn will revolutionize our thinking at the root level: your relationship to material wealth is bound to change. Kings of industry and CEO's won't be happy about it, but those of us suffering under oligarchy will, in the very best of scenarios. Pluto will use extreme measures to bring balance back. This recently demoted planet exists to transform, and it doesn't like the rigid rules of Capricorn. Pluto was discovered in the 1930s, not long before dark matter was unveiled by astronomer Fritz Zwicky, and it's probably no accident that both of these concepts were introduced to our consciousness so close together in time. Dark matter is the part of the universe that we can detect gravitationally but we can't see -- it emits no light. And to add to the metaphor, this was the era of the Great Depression and the holocaust.

There are mitigating factors, however, at least for the next few years. Saturn is in Virgo, an earth sign, until 2010, giving us a bit of a cushion. (Earth trines earth, preventing imminent and shocking quakes). With beneficent Jupiter in Capricorn until the end of '08, the economy may hold out for a little bit longer, giving us time to make plans. With these three planetary biggies in earth signs, the changes will be tempered. Preparation is key. I'm not suggesting you build a doomstead, but do begin thinking about savings, and at the same moment, how to eradicate global poverty. In a Pluto in Capricorn world, the only way to insure your own safety is to cast the net toward those suffering even more than you. We're all in this together, and our boat doesn't have to sink; we just need to steer communally.

If we don't get our internal ships in order, our collective Titanic could be very scary indeed. This is the stuff that only Orwell could dream up: autocratic governments wielding terrifying amounts of power, a security state that will erase the notion of privacy, or a Grapes of Wrath-like period of scarcity for those that now consider themselves middle class. So take a deep breath, balance your checkbook, and get your karmic ship in order.

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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Saturn's Moment in the Sun

Our dear Cosmic Taskmaster has been in the news lately. The Cassini mission continues to reveal startling information about Saturn, and assures us that Big Daddy is correctly assigned the role of King in the cosmic pantheon.

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Monday, April 17, 2006

The Blame Game

After 2000 years of blame, what if Bob Dylan was right about Judas Iscariot's innocence after all?

"In a many dark hour
I've been thinkin' about this
That Jesus Christ
Was betrayed by a kiss
But I can't think for you
You'll have to decide
Whether Judas Iscariot
Had God on his side."

New documents have been discovered to support the idea that Jesus had instructed Judas to turn him over to the High Priests as part of a divinely ordained plan. Saturn rules the psychology of the scapegoating. If there is no longer a Judas to blame -- and Jesus orchestrated the whole thing--could this be the demise of the victim -- perpetrator psychology that western civilization has so long been mired in? Is Saturn trying to tell us its time to give up the ghost?

On a side note, CNN aired a special about Jesus over the Easter weekend revealing evidence that it is likely he was born April 17th 6BC when the planets (Sun, Moon, Jupiter, and Saturn) were in perfect alignment in the constellation of Aries. This is thought to be the signature of a Divine incarnation.

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Sunday, March 12, 2006

Saturn Not So Dry After All...

Water has been found on one of Saturn's many moons, Enceladus. How appropriate while us earthlings are treading through the watery world of Pisces.

I am almost moved to tears.

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Saturday, November 05, 2005

Didn't we say "I told you so"?

We've repeated ad nauseum that Saturn works in very practical ways -- there's not much mystery when it comes to Big Daddy. He simply giveth and he taketh away, leaving those who refuse to heed his lessons bereft and regretful.

Bush & Co. have seemingly gotten away with murder (literal and figurative) since the cabal came to power in 2000. But all along, behind the scenes, the wheels of karma have been turning, and the avian flu-laden chickens have finally come home to roost. From Katrina ("Brownie -- you're doing a great job! I'm gonna go play guitar and take a ride with Lance Armstrong") to Harriet Miers ("Mr. President, You are AWESOME!") to Plamegate (a scandal that will eventually make Watergate look like a low-key cocktail party), Saturn has finally spoken.

Since the cosmic taskmaster has made his way over major planets in Bush's chart (crossing his ascendant and assaulting his first house, his image) his approval ratings have fallen drastically. As Saturn makes him face his karma, watch for Bush to get ever more combatant and for the public to finally see him for what he really is.

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Thursday, February 17, 2005

Saturn in the News

Saturday, January 08, 2005

In the aftermath of the disaster, Saturn asks us to reflect and to learn. To that end, here are some brilliant reflections on the global oligarchy and faith in crisis from Rabbi Michael Lerner of Tikkun magazine:

Where Was God In the Tsunami?

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Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Happy Saturnalia

Saturn Vs. Jesus.
Today is the Winter Solstice and as far as most people in the modern world are concerned that simply translates as time to bust a move with the holiday shopping or check out a Paul Winter concert.
Is there more to life than Jesus and Shopping in our lovely divisive world of red and shades of blue? Well, yes, Saturn: The Karmic Taskmaster without whom no commerce would even be possible. No wonder we love to shop 'till we drop on Saturn's Day.
On the Solstice, the Sun enters Capricorn: the constellation that Saturn rules. The sun makes it's long ascent back to the north pole, home of Saturn Claus himself. The ancient Romans celebrated Winter Solstice with a festival called Saturnalia, dedicated to Saturn (as they revered him as their god of agriculture.) In the early 4th Century, the Roman Emperor Constantine declared that Christianity would be the new faith of the Roman Empire. What happened to Saturn? It's not nice to dis His Greatness. The Saturnalia was given a new name and meaning. Saturnalia is of course now known as the birthday of Jesus (It's more likely that he's a Pisces which means his real birthday is not for a few more months) and was from that time on known as Christ Mass or Christmas as we know it today.
Saturnalia was also a time to worship the tree as a symbol of life in China, India and in Native American culture but now it's more about plastic no-fuss trees, tacky ornaments and tacky big budget films. The most important remnant of Saturnalia that remains: Saturn Claus-Big Daddy Saturn Claus...He's making his list and checking it twice...gonna find out who's naughty or nice...
So be good for goodness sake.

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