We Will Survive: The Saturn Blog

Astro-commentary, Saturn Return survival tips, and meandering miscellany from the Saturn Sisters, the authors of Surviving Saturn's Return and Fate of Your Date: Divination for Dating, Mating, And Relating. They are also the resident astrologers for Elle UK magazine. Contact the Saturn Sisters at info@saturnreturn.net. [ Learn More ]

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

The Saturn Sisters on TV!

The Saturn Sisters stopped by the Morning Show with Mike and Juliet today to talk about astrology! If you missed the show, you can watch their segment online. [ link ]

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

And Now For Something Completely Different...

Here at Saturn Return HQ, we've decided to celebrate the coming Full Moon Eclipse in Aquarius (August 16th) by inviting all of you to join us in the blogosphere. Oh the humanity! We start today by introducing Katie, a true Saturn in Virgo and our brilliant assistant/astrology apprentice. We hired her because we knew she'd be amazing with details, and boy has she been so far! Katie will be blogging about her Saturn Return experiences over the coming months. Her Saturn Return is going to be exact this fall. Katie is the perfect example of why understanding the SR in advance is the key to survival.


We'll be opening up the blog to comments as well. We look forward to hearing about your current/post/or future Saturn Return experiences/fears/thoughts/ideas/resolutions/revolutions/evolutions. Join the party!

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Friday, January 18, 2008

Under Temporary Renovation....

Pardon our change of scenery. Now that Saturn is in Virgo, SaturnReturn.net is getting a much needed cleaning up.

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Friday, June 29, 2007

Return of the Forum

Saturn Returners rejoice! Our long-lost (and oft-hacked) forum has returned, bolder and badder than ever. This time we expect it to be spam-bot proof. So please, go forth and post.

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Sunday, October 02, 2005

Forum Back Up!

The forum is now back up and ready for posting. Join the community!

Click here.

Thanks!

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Saturday, January 08, 2005

NOTICE

All proceeds from purchased reports will be donated to tsunami relief efforts. Many thanks.

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Friday, May 21, 2004

Dearest Saturn Survivors,

We're so very excited about our new forums page. Please visit, register, and post like posting is going out of style. You will find the doorway to the forum zone on the lower right side of this page.

Thanks and love,

Management

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Thursday, January 01, 2004

New year, new blog. That's what we say.

Welcome to the official blog of www.saturnreturn.net. We will ruminate, insufferably, on a vast array of subject matter here. From the socio-cultural implications of turning thirty to why the stars are rocking the planet with so many earthquakes in the last few weeks. From celebrities freaking their way through their Saturn Returns to Howard Dean's chart and the coming election. We may even discuss what it feels like to have a major book promotion going on at Barnes and Noble.

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