Mini Astrology Reading Sale Extended!

In the spirit of the new year and Mercury Retrograde, we're extending our popular mini-astrology readings into January. Act now on our ridiculously priced, recession friendly mini-readings and learn what's in store for 2010! For $20 USD you get to ask us one question. For $30 USD you can ask two questions! Our sale will end on January 15th, so act quickly!

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Special Mini Astrology Reading

As 2009 rolls down and the gift giving season goes into full swing, the Saturn Sisters are offering a special sale on mini-astrology readings! Whether it's the brunt of Saturn you're feeling or the sting of Pluto, when you order your mini-reading for only $20, you get valuable insight into current and upcoming planetary influences. Buy a mini-reading and get another one for $10! A personal mini-reading is not a computer-generated interpretation. We will cast your horoscope by hand and answer your question by email. It's almost as good as booking one-on-one time with us, but it's simply an abbreviated version.

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Saturn Sisters on Twitter!

Come follow us on Twitter! You can find us here! And for a special bonus, if you give us a tweet, we'll send you some love. Sign up to "follow" us on Twitter and we'll give you ten percent off your next private reading. How Tweet it is!

The Saturn Sisters on TV!

The Saturn Sisters stopped by the Morning Show with Mike and Juliet today to talk about astrology! If you missed the show, you can watch their segment online. [ link ]

And Now For Something Completely Different...

Here at Saturn Return HQ, we've decided to celebrate the coming Full Moon Eclipse in Aquarius (August 16th) by inviting all of you to join us in the blogosphere. Oh the humanity! We start today by introducing Katie, a true Saturn in Virgo and our brilliant assistant/astrology apprentice. We hired her because we knew she'd be amazing with details, and boy has she been so far! Katie will be blogging about her Saturn Return experiences over the coming months. Her Saturn Return is going to be exact this fall. Katie is the perfect example of why understanding the SR in advance is the key to survival.


We'll be opening up the blog to comments as well. We look forward to hearing about your current/post/or future Saturn Return experiences/fears/thoughts/ideas/resolutions/revolutions/evolutions. Join the party!

Under Temporary Renovation....

Pardon our change of scenery. Now that Saturn is in Virgo, SaturnReturn.net is getting a much needed cleaning up.

Return of the Forum

Saturn Returners rejoice! Our long-lost (and oft-hacked) forum has returned, bolder and badder than ever. This time we expect it to be spam-bot proof. So please, go forth and post.

Forum Back Up!

The forum is now back up and ready for posting. Join the community!

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Thanks!

NOTICE

All proceeds from purchased reports will be donated to tsunami relief efforts. Many thanks.

Dearest Saturn Survivors,

We're so very excited about our new forums page. Please visit, register, and post like posting is going out of style. You will find the doorway to the forum zone on the lower right side of this page.

Thanks and love,

Management

New year, new blog. That's what we say.

Welcome to the official blog of www.saturnreturn.net. We will ruminate, insufferably, on a vast array of subject matter here. From the socio-cultural implications of turning thirty to why the stars are rocking the planet with so many earthquakes in the last few weeks. From celebrities freaking their way through their Saturn Returns to Howard Dean's chart and the coming election. We may even discuss what it feels like to have a major book promotion going on at Barnes and Noble.