We Will Survive: The Saturn Blog

Astro-commentary, Saturn Return survival tips, and meandering miscellany from the Saturn Sisters, the authors of Surviving Saturn's Return and Fate of Your Date: Divination for Dating, Mating, And Relating. They are also the resident astrologers for Elle UK magazine. Contact the Saturn Sisters at info@saturnreturn.net. [ Learn More ]

Sunday, January 11, 2004

Stop kidnapping the kids!

All these Amber alerts. What is going on with these loose cannons with the last name of Jones? (Davy not included, as far as I know.) This is a sign of Saturn in Cancer gone awry.

I was also reading in the Crowley astrology bible (yes as in real testament you naysayers!) that Saturn in Cancer saps the morality out of Saturn. Not that we need a planet to evidence this. Thank the stars for the Black Eyed Peas singing their anthem on SNL tonite:

"What's wrong with the world mama?
People livin like they ain't got no mamas"

This is the true up-to-date message of Saturn in Cancer.

Yeah man, "Where is the Love??!!"

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